So I was watching the Today Show this morning and saw Matt Lauer's hard-hitting interview with the Governor of California. And I couldn't help myself thinking... say you're big-time Hollywood producer Chris Columbus. The year is 1996. You're driving home from the premiere of your sure-to-be Christmas blockbuster Jingle All The Way, starring Sinbad, Phil Hartman, and Arnold Schwarzenegger. You're speeding along the Pacific Coast Highway in your Lamborghini toward your Malibu mansion and suddenly you lose control, flip a few times and go off a cliff. Eleven years later, you miraculously wake up from your coma. You turn on the TV, and see that your former English-mangling movie star bodybuilder is now the twice-elected Governor of your State. Do you pull the plug on your life support machine?