I watch a lot of television. A lot of bad television. A lot of bad television marketed to teenage girls. Including The Hills. There, I said it. I watch The Hills. And I might have a little bit of a TV crush on Lauren Conrad (LC). I think she's cute and I watch The Hills cheering for her to be successful and happy. I've come to accept the fact that she has horrible, self-destructive taste in men. It's part of what makes her such a sympathetic character.
But I will turn on her like the Russian crowd turned on Ivan Drago if she keeps pulling shit like dating Josh F-ing McRoberts. Dating Jason was a bad decision, dating a former Duke basketball player is beyond the pale.
Luckily, though, the romance may be short lived
August 2, 2007
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit
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Christ, I saw the headline but since I don't know anyone on "The Hills" I didn't bother to read it.
Brien, you're not alone. I think I'm going to start a support group for guys like us who get sucked into those shows.
Which is worse...LC dating Josh McRoberts or Kristin Cavalleri dating Nick Lachey?
Anything involving a woman allowing a Dookie to penetrate her (non-forcibly) trumps.
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