SAN FRANCISCO—Although Barry Bonds remains the target of criticism over his possible—some say almost certain—use of performance-enhancing substances, the fact that Bonds has not been implicated in dogfighting, nightclub...
7/26/2007 10:34:00 PM
I thought The Onion published fake news. Of these dominating stories:1) Tour de France a joke2) Formula One espionage3) Skip Prosser dead4) Donaghy fixed games for the mob5) No Redskins arrested this summer6) No Steelers injured in a stupid manner7) Half-drunk Irishman wins British OpenHow is Barry's chase not the "feel-good" sports story? Am I really supposed to care about that Red Sox pitcher who returned from cancer? I bet three people have returned to my workplace after fighting cancer this year alone.
Sadly, my list is missing that whole Michael Vick thing.[And, let me add, I take back #7 because I'm fairly sure U.K. law doesn't have the same "public figure/satire" defamation rules we have in the States. Padraig Harrington is a fine champion and an upstanding gentleman of the greatest repute.
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