I thought the Patriots were an entertaining team until yesterday's obliteration of the Redskins (who I hate dearly). When Matt Cassel was playing during the fourth quarter, I saw something in Brady's eyes that made me come to a stark realization.
Tom Brady is a Sith Apprentice.
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Special art credit to ShadOwzOne at deviantart.com, with a little Photoshop help from me
Brady has embraced the teachings of his Dark Lord, Bill Belichick a.k.a. Darth Deceptor. As he grows in power and stature, he is even permitted to wear the trademark hooded sweatshirt of his master, just as Darth Maul and Anakin were permitted to match Lord Palpatine.
So who must we embrace to rid the league of this scourge? None other than milktoast himself, Peyton Manning. Manning is much like the Jedi Luke Skywalker. He has submitted to temptation, humiliating his "drunk idiot kicker" (and basically ruining his cushy dome kicker career), cursing at children for laughs on SNL, running up the score a bit himself (the six TD game against New Orleans stands out) and basically calling out his offensive line whenever he actually gets touched by a defender. But Peyton's Obi-Wan, Tony Dungy, has returned Peyton to the relatively humble wunderkind we knew he could again be.
bblahblah Our Messiah seeks redemption for his own 49-TD season