July 12, 2007

Chuck Norris Fact

Chuck Norris once thought he had a zit, but he was just asexually reproducing.


1 comment:

michael said...

Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch," and roundhouse the questioner.