January 17, 2008

Garrett Shuns Ravens

As was suspected, Jason Garrett used the Ravens to get a raise from Jerry Jones. Clearly, Garrett is a pussy. He's not ready for the show, and he used the Ravens to get a big raise.

Have fun with that. Pussy. I didn't know your NFL career and your reputation as a pussy would carry over to you coaching career. Pussy. You're a pussy. Pussy. Pussy.

The Ravens now focus on John Harbaugh. Since his brother, Jim, played here we know that Harbaugh recognizes the advantages of being in the B'More.

Garrett isn't ready to be a head coach. I'm not sure he is ready to change diapers.

5 Responses:

J-Red said...

Did I mention he is a pussy? Jason Garrett is a pussy.

Anonymous said...

Hey,

I'd be talking football right now if I were from Maryland too.

How 'bout them Terps!!

Congrats on your run in the ACC, but after several embarrassing seasons in a row, it looks like you'll finally be dropped from the conference, for hoops at least.

But hey, it's not all that bad, look at it this way, when you're in the CAA you'll finally have a rival (FYI, Duke is #5, but I'm sure you already knew that).

I can't wait for those hotly contested Towson/Maryland battles. It's the Terps - it's, the Tigers, next on MASN!!!!

HHIIIIIIIMMMMMMMYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

J-Red said...

He's back! We've missed you. I thought another anonymous comment from earlier today was yours.

You can't get dropped from the ACC, at least not if you occupy a top-10 TV market. South Carolina is the only ACC team in history to join a different conference. They didn't go to the CAA, but rather the SEC.

KGoon1590 said...

Of course Garrett isn't ready. I didn't want him anyway, he looked like a kid I would want to beat up and his smile is annoying.

J-Red said...

His teeth are JUST a little crooked. That's certainly not going to motivate me.

Plus Princeton is the most sissy of all the Ivy League schools. They're kind of like the Baylor of the Big 12. "We let you in, now we don't know how to remove you."

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