April 9, 2008

Idol Recap - April 8, 2008

This is an unusual week for American Idol, with the second annual Idol Gives Back event falling on Wednesday, which is usually elimination night. Idol chose to link the performances to Idol Gives Back with "Inspiration" as the theme for Tuesday's performances. This is rather amorphous, as reflected by eight performances ranging from classic Aerosmith to Carole King.

(In alphabetical order, since I don't remember the exact order of performances...)

1) David Archuleta - Angels - Robbie Williams

I was afraid Mr. Archuleta, a Mormon, would choose something by Jars of Clay or early Creed or DC Talk, but he chose to go a little more mainstream. Archuleta remains boring in that he never falls flat on his face and always delivers quality performances. On consistency alone, he's the clear favorite. On talent alone, he's probably the clear favorite. The only risk he faces is complacency, not from himself but from the voting audience. The worst thing that can happen to an excellent contestant is that people assume he's safe and forget to actually vote for him. With eight contestants left, this is the most dangerous time for him. He almost might be best served by tanking one just to rally people to continue voting.

2) Jason Castro - Over the Rainbow - Judy Garland/Israel Kamakawiwo'ole

We all know this song, and many of us have heard the ukelele version made popular by Israel Kamakawiwo'ole. Castro chose the latter, which appears to continue to be a good strategy in Idol. David Cook and Chris Daughtry have shown that the judges will think you are original and fresh if you play someone's modern remix of an extremely well known song. For that reason, and because Israel Kamakawiwo'ole is not a household name, I assume Jason will be safe again. He is still mastering the Justin Guarini approach to Idol success: look pretty, have nice hair, don't do anything dangerous. The performance itself was so-so, but the song is pretty easy to sing. How does it inspire Jason? Does anyone know or care?

3) David Cook - Innocent - Our Lady Peace

Time to put my rant hat on. I may be the biggest Our Lady Peace fan in the United States, having turned on to Starseed and Naveed back in 1995 when said songs were in the rotation at X107 - WRXS Bishopville. At the time I thought the station was just modern rock, since on the Eastern Shore of Maryland music genres fall into Country, Classic Country, Christian, Hip-Hop, Classic Rock and 80's Rock. It turns out it was one of the few non-college indie stations in existence. Needless to say, I can't name a Motley Crue, Poison, Def Leppard or Queensryche song but I'm well-versed in Tori Amos, PJ Harvey, Liz Phair, Morrissey, Matthew Sweet, etc. Back to the performance: it's sucked horribly. The lead singer of Our Lady Peace, Raine Maida, has a very distinctive voice and a very strong, frequently used, falsetto. David Cook does not have a strong falsetto or upper range. To accomodate this he had to drop the song by an octave. The song doesn't work down a octave. The melody was buried in the background singers and the abrupt shift from regular to falsetto disappears when David Cook is going from an octave low to his normal range. He totally butchered it and Thursday will be a measure of the goodwill he's built with his emo hair and excellent song choices prior to Tuesday.

Also, he wore some kind of Sgt. Pepper's white double breasted waistcoast which looked about as appropriate on him as a tie-dye shirt would look on Dick Cheney.

4) Kristy Lee Cook - Anyway - Martina McBride

She's cornered the country market, and I can no longer anticipate her departure in the near future. Good planning on her part. My anger is subsiding. If she is going to cling to Idol life, at least she's doing it through good strategy. Plus I noticed she might have a really nice ass. Apparently she also sang a song. I don't know because a small tumor formed in my auditory cortex making my brain unable to process any country music written after 1995.

bahlahblah Brooke White cruises on while some others enter choppy waters

5) Michael Johns - Dream On - Aerosmith

For the second time (actually he went first) Tuesday we have a man making the mistake usually made by the ladies. Michael really wanted to sing Dream On badly and he attempted it despite the fact he is clearly not a 20-something Stephen Tyler. Much like the ladies who feel the need to always attempt to match Whitney, Mariah and Celine, Michael well WAAAAAAY short of his goal. It was the equivalent of our Jeremy trying to remake Deep Throat. He might be a great actor and performer, and he may even have the tools to get the job done, but no matter what it's just not going to have that je ne sais qua needed to duplicate the original. Michael might be in a bit of trouble, or, as they say in Australia, his wobblerwicky might be caught in the knushklopper.

6) Syesha Mercado - I Believe - Fantasia Barrino

[Review unavailable - otherwise occupied]

7) Carly Smithson - The Show Must Go On - Queen

How is this inspirational? She hasn't faced any especially taxing adversity to our knowledge. Her make-up looked better this week. Otherwise I was bored and really can't remember this song at all.

8) Brooke White - You've Got a Friend - Carole King/James Taylor

This was a great song choice. On a night with so few recognizable songs Brooke closed the show with a song everyone knows. I prefer the James Taylor version, but frankly the Carole King/Carly Simon genre is right up Brooke's alley. She sang the song well, looked pretty, and did everything she needed to do to get by. How is it inspirational? I guess it refers to the strong abstinence-based courtship she had with her husband or the support she feels from Jesus or the Mormon church. Either way, she's done well to keep her religion out of her performances and I presume she'll move on easily this week.

DANGER WILL ROBINSON

For the bottom three I'm going to predict Michael Johns, Syesha Mercado and Carly. The only thing worse than singing a song no one knows is singing a song everyone knows poorly. That should cost Michael dearly. Syesha has the R&B market cornered but she continually refuses to take advantage of it. Why sing a Fantasia song, which only the youngest R&B fans will know, when you have the whole world of Motown, post-Motown, Toni Braxton, Babyface, etc. etc. to draw upon? Carly just isn't impressive enough. In just about every important category for an Idol contestant she seems to be just a bit short.

My official prediction is that Syesha goes home tonight.

12 Responses:

"ben" said...

I am extremely familiar with Iz and Our Lady Peace. Therefore, Castro and Cook proved to me once and for all that neither are good enough.

Iz is not "some guy named Israel from iTunes, right?" as Simon put it. He is a Hawaiian hero. Castro did to Iz's song what always happens on Idol: he did a 2nd rate cover. That means Cook did the same thing the previous weeks. When Cook sang a song with an arrangement I actually knew, I heard how awful Cook is (or at least, how awful he can be). Boooo!

I've sadly come to the realization that Archuleta is the best, even though I hate him. At this point, I'm still rooting for Carly even though she is not playing the game properly.

Personally, if there were a way to specifically vote against someone (other than dialing in for the other 7 contestants), I'd be on the phone trying to get rid of Brooke White. I cannot handle her anymore. Perhaps she should have done "Cry, Baby, Cry" during Beatles week. She is annoying the hell out of me.

Nic said...

When I consider who to vote for (well if I actually voted...) I would go with who's album I would by instead of pure talent, since that is really what they get after Idol right? A music contract.

So with that in mind I'd pick Jason Castro (kinda Jack Johnson-ish) David Cook(another Daughtry), or Carly Smithson (she could do bluesy/rockish). And Maybe Brooke (If she had the right material she could come up with a good folk cd)

David has a great voice but I can't think of a genre that's good for him, except for Michael Boltonish stuff, which I don't see a 17 year old selling. Plus I wouldn't buy it.

Josh said...

Carly's song was angry, not inspirational. She has a persecution complex or something...I suppose it doesn't help that Simon keeps persecuting her.

"ben" said...

Is it because she's Irish?

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"ben" said...

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Josh said...

who was speaking of Judy Garland?

J-Red said...

Of course, I have once again proved that I watch way too much Idol by correctly predicting the bottom three.

J-Red said...

Oh well, the perfect prediction week still eludes us, and we're getting down to where it'll be too easy to be proud of getting it right.

J-Red said...

Josh,

I spoke of Judy Garland sort of when I wrote that Over the Rainbow was hers originally (sort of).

Josh said...

Syesha deserved to stay the least, but Michael did go first, and all three of the bottom three should've been there, this week, based on performances. There's still the identity politics thing going on, so Syesha's probably pulling a bit extra every week in terms of votes. She's about as black as I am, but because there's no alternative left, I think she's pulling a lot of that demographic (those that watch Idol).

J-Red said...

Under the identity politics theory of Idol, David Cook must be grinning his stupid grin all day today. That's where I imagine Michael's votes will go.

Carly probably faces the most difficult challenge. There's no one else stealing votes from her. If she hasn't caught on by now, she probably just isn't going to catch on. Of all the contestants, it's obvious she cares the most about winning.