Popcrunch has ranked the 50 hottest student bodies in the country (found via Cecilio Guante), and the there aren't really any surprises in the top 10. All the usual suspects are here:
- Arizona State
- USC
- FSU
- Florida
- Ole Miss
- South Carolina
- UCLA
- Auburn
- Georgia
- LSU
The big shocks start a little further down when you don't see UNC until number 28. That's absolutely crazy. Carolina girls are way hotter than Wisconsin chicks. The horrible rankings only get worse when you get to Duke at #30. WHAT? Duke girls are universally mocked for being ugly, annoying nerds. I'm sure that's just a horrible stereotype, but seriously? Number 30? The pictures they had of Duke students aren't even very good. They couldn't find even a few pictures of hot Dookies, but somehow they're ranked 30th?
Maryland women checked in at #47, which I think is a bit low, but probably pretty fair. I'm sure the Terps would have ranked higher if Popcrunch had met my beautiful wife, but Maryland isn't going to jump past the southern and west coast schools that fill out the top slots. I would rank Maryland ahead of some of the Midwestern schools from the middle ranks (Indiana, Michigan, Ohio State, Wisconsin).While we're discussing the regional rankings, I noticed that there are zero schools northeast of Penn State. It's certainly true that New England schools are not known for their hotties, but I think Boston College could have cracked the list.
8 Responses:
Maryland over Michigan, yes. Over Ohio State, mmmmmm, that's a lot closer.
Don't underestimate the midwest. Michigan has an unfair reputation as MOOO U. Michigan State and Ohio State chicks are really hot. The school that is not ranked but should be is Miami (Ohio). You might think I am crazy but all I can say is trust me. They should be #1. It is worth a trip to Oxford.
As being a female, and now living near Ole Miss, I can say that yeah the girls are okay, but they all look the same, act the same, and speak the same (and are generally snobby as hell). I totally think Maryland chicks are cooler (being from maryland and all).
Just to be clear, big tuna was talking about Oxford, OH, not Oxford, MS.
Yeah, I figured, but I was commenting on Ole Miss being in the top 10 of that list. (just as a disclaimer I'm straight it's just that it's a known fact that girls are always harder with comparing girls than guys.) And I guess I'm just prejudice against Ole Miss...Go State! (totally underrated school)
By the way, I loved the Purdue picture (#37 I think...or #38).
Yes on the left, yes on the middle, and on the right, well, I'm sure she's a very nice person.
My cousin goes to Boston College, so I have to recuse myself from that one.
I am still trying to comprehend how Dook made a top 250, and how College of Charleston didn't make it somewhere.
The University of Miami (FL) is by far a top 10 school. When you have girls tanning in front of you during December you'd understand why. Just because we're smaller than most universities, don't underestimate the hot girls we have.
Post a Comment