April 30, 2008

Which Former Sports Star has a Hidden Sex Tape?

After news came out this week that Vivid Entertainment will release a Jimi Hendrix sex tape (link is SFW), I started wondering which old sports stars are most likely to have a grainy sex tape discovered.

Most Likely

  1. Joe Namath - Come on, between the pantyhose ad and the Suzy Kolber thing, is there really any doubt that a sex tape featuring a drunken Broadway Joe is out there somewhere
  2. Joe DiMaggio - Since we already know that Marilyn Monroe had a thing for being filmed in the act, there's a good chance Joltin' Joe was caught on camera.
  3. Wilt Chamberlain - If he really did have sex with 20,000 women, it seems likely that a camera was present at least one of those times.
Least Likely
  1. Pat Summerall - I love Pat Summerall, but if there is a sex tape out there with him in it, I hope I never see it.
  2. Shawn Bradley - I'm not sure any woman would ever have sex with him, much less allow it to be recorded for posterity. Plus he's a Mormon.
  3. John Amaechi - If you're that far in the closet, you probably aren't leaving video evidence of your homosexuality laying around (although he's apparently an attention

9 Responses:

J-Red said...

Most likely: Stephon Marbury. He already has a known predilection for catching a hummer in a Hummer.

Least likely: Yogi Berra. Fame and money only go so far. I'm not saying he didn't get his share, only that no one wanted it recorded.

Jeremy said...

On the Orioles track, I might have to go for Jim Palmer most likely, Earl Weaver least likely.

Sarge said...

Most Likely: Roger Clemens

Least Likely: Roger Clemens' Wife

Chamomiles Davis said...

It's been rumored that the video used in The Ring was actually a Tommy LaSorda sex tape. Makes sense.

J-Red said...

Come to think of it, I do remember a horse and flies in the tape in The Ring. No wonder those people looked so distraught.

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Bluenatic said...

A.C. Green has got to be on that "least likely" list.

J-Red said...

Former Terps:

Most likely - (tie) Steve Blake, Gary Williams

Least likely - (tie) Juan Dixon, Mike Mardesich

Jeremy said...

Correction - Matt Slaninka.

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