With the NFL looking into allegations that Vinny Cerrato and the Redskins tampered with free agent Albert Haynesworth prior to the opening of free agency, I was pondering some things I find more credible than the Redskins' story that they reached a nine-figure deal with the sack machine in a matter of hours.
1) The Warren Report
2) Barry Bonds' home run total
3) Barry Bonds
4) O.J. Simpson
5) Anna Nicole Smith's "attorney" Howard K. Stern
6) Adam Lambert's heterosexuality
7) Bill Clinton's marijuana smoking technique
8) The Pittsburgh Steelers' program to train pit bulls not to eat ponies or infants
9) Sidney Crosby's beard
10) Drew Rosenhaus
11) Iraqi WMDs
12) The Onion
13) The Nationals' rebuilding plan
14) SEC recruiting
15) Pete Rose
16) Tim Donaghy
17) Creationist theory
18) Holocaust deniers
19) Kim Jong Il
20) Tony Kornheiser's football expertise
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