The Pittsburgh Penguins came through on their second straight trip to the Stanley Cup Finals, bringing the most famous trophy in sports back to Pittsburgh. This means the Cup, the Vince Lombardi Trophy, and baseball's weird circle of pennants all reside in the shitacular state of Pennsylvania, with the NBA championship almost certainly heading to L.A.
Why hath thou forsaken us? Did God settle His eternity-long dispute with Satan and award the evil one dominion over sports?
June 14, 2009
Penguins Hoist Cup, Proof God Hates Us
Summer is here and there's never been a better time to try your hand at online sports betting. Place your bets on your favorite horse with horse racing or even try your luck with your favorite football team. Enjoying sport is just a click away!
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hahahaha... Losers!
PS - You're still Cleveland to us and you STILL suck!
Impossible. If we were still Cleveland, we never could have won a Super Bowl.
DC=Cleveland?
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