December 22, 2007

LSU - Ohio State Trumps Justice

A judge in Baton Rouge has granted an uncontested request for a continuance in a trial scheduled for the day of the LSU-OSU BCS Championship Game in New Orleans.

Attorneys for both the plaintiffs and defendants have tickets to the game. The defense counsel called Ohio State "Slowhio" in his motion, and admitted, "All counsel to this matter unequivocally agree that the presence of LSU in the aforementioned contest of pigskin skill unquestionably constitutes good grounds therefor. In fact we have been unable through much imagination and hypothetical scenarios to think of a better reason."

Me either.

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