January 15, 2008

Brady to Retire?


This is from KSK, so I was expecting a dick joke at the end, but apparently Tom told Bridget who told some guy who told Big Daddy Drew that he would retire at the end of the year to spend time with his kid.

I think this will rightfully be greeted with a lot of skepticism. I think it's either total bullshit or a ploy by Brady to look like a better dad and not get bashed by Dan Shanoff anymore.

How seriously do you take this? What odds would you put on Brady's retirement? Before reading that, I would have said 1000:1, after reading it I'd still give 200:1

13 Responses:

Brien said...

Ben, I chose that Brady pic just for you.

big tuna said...

Hahahahaha! Hahahahahaha! No way. 10000000:1. Sorry Jets fans.

Anonymous said...

The post has some tags associated with it. Total bullshit it is:

tags: Big Daddy Drew, experiments, Hope Matt Cassell is ready, ksk exklusives, trying to ruin your good time, what an amazing scoop, You are an idiot if you believe this because I made it all up

"ben" said...

When you say Brady is going to retire to spend more time with his kid, do you mean the human or the baby goat he is holding, as baby goats are called kids?

I found that confusing.

Anyhow, that photo-shoot, I admit, was not the finest Tom Brady moment, but I think it just shows how secure he is as a man.

Oh, and as far as Brady retiring this year, I'll believe it when I see it. And even if I see it, I'll still be skeptical.

Brien said...

Hahaha, I went back and forth about 20 times on whether or not this was total bullshit or 95% bullshit.

I'll admit that in the end, my thought was that even if it is total bullshit it would get us some hits.

J-Red said...

Well, if he retires after the Super Bowl he still has time to mount a House campaign as an independent.

He has stated that he wants a post-football career in politics. What's better advertising than a fourth ring?

JC said...

I think the problem began with putting the terms 'KSK' and 'is reporting' together.

Brien said...

JC, you're absolutely right, that should have made it painfully obvious right away.

Trent said...

How big of a fuckin dweeb is big daddy drew? He writes angry. I bet he got head slapped in high school by guys that actually got real pussy.

He's still bitter.

Also; I think it's awesome when KSK plays at the Deadspin controls all weekend and links themselves.

Comicbook Guy said...

read unless you are from Dallas

Unsilent Majority said...

Do I really link to myself on Deadspin all that often? Perhaps it's an unconscious thing.

J-Red said...

Brien is still bitter that Deadspin picked up someone else's Wolf is Ben Stiller in Dodgeball post a week after he made the same comparison.

trent said...

majority:

yes.

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