May 7, 2008

PETA to Picket Preakness

I'm sure this won't surprise anyone, but PETA is planning to stage a protest at the Preakness in the wake of the tragedy with Eight Belles in the Kentucky Derby. Even though we all saw this coming, doesn't PETA see that horse racing people love horses more than a 6 year old girl wishing for a pony? People who are involved with horse racing don't want to see anything bad happen to horses.

I hope a PETA protester gets up in my face at Preakness so I can give them a piece of my mind.

Of course, the Lettuce Ladies are welcome to protest whatever they want in the infield.

And if you think this entire post was an elaborate excuse to post those pictures, you're absolutely right.

8 Responses:

J-Red said...

Sorry, I only respond to PETA when they pose absolutely nude. That's what I grew accustomed to in New Orleans and Baton Rouge.

J-Red said...

And I was eating carrot sticks when I read this, but I could definitely go for some lettuce, cabbage or asparagus now.

"ben" said...

Honeymoon salad: Lettuce alone.

KGoon1590 said...

good call, brien.

michael said...

I especially like the link to their site...and their "girl on girl makeout tour" video. Thats definitely a way to get a point across.

J-Red said...

I think they should also include more pictures of mostly-naked girls eating veggie dogs in a provocative manner. Also acceptable vegan substitutes: popsicles, bananas, dildoes.

William said...

I could become a celery stalker very easily with those ladies

William said...

I could become a celery stalker very easily with those ladies

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