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I heard King Gary on 105.7 WHFS, home of the Baltimore Orioles, this evening. I'm no longer concered about Davidson. Reasons why:

1) We're the trendy 13-4 upset. There is a 13-4 upset four times every five years. (Alternative way of stating the same: 4 seeds wins 80% of the time) Virginia is a 4 seed. If 4 seeds win 80% of the time, the odds of one losing are 20% or 1 in 5. The odds of TWO losing are 4%, or 1 in 25. If you assume we rule and Virginia is Maryland's Mexico, then we have a good shot.

2) We're not overlooking Davidson.

3) We're the trendy 13-4 upset. That means all our players know we're the trendy upset. In the years P.G.M., or post George Mason, the experts feel like they have to pick a double-digit seed to create chaos. Good news: It ain't Davidson.

4) Lefty took Davidson to the Elite Eight twice. That's twice more than he took us to McDonalds. His son owes us.

5) Davidson is in NC. We own NC.