Office Party Rules to Live By

So the fun thing about office parties, as I have now seen firsthand, is that person who makes such a drunken spectacle of themselves that they are the source of countless gossip and laughs the following day. We had our St. Patty's Day party last night. And a former intern, a girl who is HOPING for a job in 18 months, showed up at this party in a black miniskirt that barely came down to the middle of her thigh, and barely covered her bits and pieces.

So basically Rule #1... when invited to an office party at a place where you hope to get a job, wear pants.

Next, the girl got so slurringly drunk, that she was all over every single male there, including judges (some of whom didn't mind, but others who thought that she looked like various people before our court on solicitation charges), and began hiking up her dress to the point where I thought she might give us all a Britney Spears moment.

Rule #2... don't make your prospective boss think that if work with them falls through, you can get a job as a hooker.

Finally, Rule #3... don't tell people at the party that your current boyfriend has been with over 300 girls. Are you proud that you're #307? Or were you seeking to give an explanation of why you looked so flat out worn?

Moral of the story is that this girl is the topic of tremendous conversation today, possibly the inspiration for our softball team name, and possibly not going to get hired because if she can embarrass herself and her prospective boss at a party 18 months before she was to start work if hired, who knows what kind of damage she could do every single day.

And y'all thought working in a courthouse was boring.......