November 17, 2007

I Should Run Bodog

Mitchell Report betting is now open. Will your favorite player be amongst the many big names revealed? Does Steinbrenner still have enough clout to keep a Jeter or A-Rod out of the report? Here are some early lines:

Barry Bonds (-50000)
Ken Griffey Jr. (-200)
Joey Cora (+1000)
Bobby Cox (+2500)
Cal Ripken, Jr. (+1,000,000,000)

(There might be a video of Cal shooting all kinds of anabolic steroids into Brady Anderson's ass, but Selig would sooner sodomize Hank Aaron than allow the Mitchell Report to name Ripken.)

Contributed by Anony Mouse at 11/17/2007 01:25:00 PM

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