March 2, 2007

Pickler "Improvements"

I'm sure we all remember Kelly Pickler from last season's American Idol. She was cute, dumb, and blonde. We've all done stupid things for that before. Here is Kelly Pickler:




















Not bad. Pre-Idol HS Prom pic.





















"After"





Last night she performed it what appeared to me to be a push-up bra. All the talk now is that she's had a boob job. Let me say, objectively, that she already had nice boobs. That didn't prevent this exchange:

--Seacrest: What have you spent your money on?

--Pickler: Shoes, just shoes

--Seacrest: Anything else? [leers at Pickler boobs, in the way an overcompensating gay man would]

I happen to consider myself an expert on humongous boobs. I think those were her original, real-deal faceslappers.

5 Responses:

Brien said...

I concur. I think she just dressed more conservatively on Idol.

Jeremy said...

I disagree. I think it was a boob job. She was blessed previously, but she was bursting out of that blue dress in a way that even the miracle work of push-up bras wouldn't seem to be able to swing.

Brien said...


A better "before" shot.
Also keep in mind that she was 19 on Idol and now she's 20. It's not impossible that the puppies are still growing.

Mary said...

i don't care. she's hot.

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