November 29, 2007

Interview with Handicapping's Superstar

I recently had a chance to sit down with Jeremy's Magic 8 Ball, which has posted an astonishing record picking NFL games against the spread this year.

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ECB: Let's get right down to it. This has been an extremely unpredictable season, but you keep winning. How do you do it?
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ECB: Surely you're not trying to insinuate that you have NFL referees on the take. What about the Lions? They were a great meal ticket ATS early in the season, but they've fallen off considerably. What do you think?

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ECB: That may be true. He did make fun of the naked drive-thru coach with his Halloween costume. What's the most important factor to consider when picking against the spread?

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3 Responses:

Russell said...

So maybe I should ask for a Magic 8 Ball for Christmas, and then I could pass its picks off as my own next year. Or is Jeremy's orb special?

J-Red said...

We cannot say for certain if it is Jeremy's Magic 8 Ball or just the Magic 8 Ball in general.

Jeremy said...

Well done. One of the funnier posts in a while.

Summer is here and there's never been a better time to try your hand at online sports betting. Place your bets on your favorite horse with horse racing or even try your luck with your favorite football team. Enjoying sport is just a click away!