January 1, 2008

ESPN.com Less Accurate than this Blog

ESPN.com currently has a headline making fun of now-ex Ravens head coach Brian Billick's quote indicating that he "know[s] quarterbacks".

That's all well and good, except they call BRIAN BILLICK Bill Bellick. If Brian Billick and Bill Belichick had a child, his name still wouldn't be Bill Bellick. In fact, that might be the greatest compliment Billick has ever received. It's a portmanteau of the best accidental value.

[A portmanteau is when you squish two words together to make one. Fantastic + Fabulous = Fantabulous. Bill Belichick + Brian Billick = Bill Bellick.]

ESPN.com, you are the Holy Grail of sports blogs. We expect perfection, and I keep getting less than perfection. My law school journal got more shit right than you do.

7 Responses:

Anonymous said...

I just read this and googled it to see if anyone else caught onto it yet.

Brien said...

He's apparently related to this guy.

big tuna said...

ESPN.com sucks? What?

"ben" said...

Michigan's new coach:

Rroyd Carriguez

now this is happening said...

I wish you hadn't defined portmanteau. You should expect more from your readers.

Ashwathy said...

would u be having a link to that article by any chance?

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